Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Women's rights.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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69

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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