- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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