Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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general tso's broccoli

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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fart+fart=poop

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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