A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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