Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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