How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Reed is poopin

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Good boy

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

ginger

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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