What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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