- Anti Joke

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

why?

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

My butt!!!!!!!!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow