- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Women's Rights.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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