What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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