Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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