Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Dick spice

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

I am on a escalator.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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