a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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