Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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