- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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