- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Roses are red Violets are penis

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What's brown and sticky? Shit

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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