- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

You have cancer

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Poop

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Toaster

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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