How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

The Holocaust

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

a man walks into horse bar

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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