- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

buttcrack thumbs up

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Johan showering. . . AWK

Knock knock. Come in.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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