- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Knock knock. Come in.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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