Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Doorbell salesman.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Ms. Smoot's class

24!

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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