How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Mitt Romney.

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