What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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