Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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feces

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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women playing football?

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Matty B

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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