- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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