- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

A russian gives away vodka.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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