- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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