Women's rights

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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