IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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It's long!

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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I hate blackniggers

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Anti Joke

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