- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Republicans

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

PUDDING

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Murder me once, shame on you.

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