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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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space is fun

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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School

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