yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Jason Connor.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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