- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

how did little johnny die? i killed him

I hate blackniggers

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

guess what what? nothing.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Once upon a time.

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