- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

i saw your mom, i said hi

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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