Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Vagina ass.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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for keeps?

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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