How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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hi michael

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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involved parents.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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fkda

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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