why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Spinabifita

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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