how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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this is gay

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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