Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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myspace

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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