Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

I'm banging your sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Hearpin my durp

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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