Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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your a towel.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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