- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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