I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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:O + :P = 69

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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My butt!!!!

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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