What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

My butt!!!!!!!!

I have two hands. Some people dont.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

asian, do math

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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