Mitt Romney.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

women's rights

penis

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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