- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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