What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Alex Eggbert

I'm gay. No homo.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

why?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

¿melano?

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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