Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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