what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

fack me!

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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LOL May Wong

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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