- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Who is a knob? ross d

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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