Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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