- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

knock knock who's there?

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