why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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The 13th Amendment...

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This site is easy to upload to...

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1+1 =? Too

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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