What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Girls Basketball.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

ballsack

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Black People.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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dislike this...please.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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