What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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