Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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