Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

twilight

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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