Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Nothing yet CC

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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