How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Ouch.

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Ted Haggard.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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knock, knock. come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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