What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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...NO.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Anti Joke

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