- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Farts smell bad!

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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