- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

guess what? chicken butt.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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