A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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