Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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