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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Where's my tractor?

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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