- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

1+1 =? Too

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

The penn state football administration

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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