A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

no

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

joe diragi makes paul look straight

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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