Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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¿melano?

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Anti Joke

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