What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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