Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Women Driving.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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