What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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q

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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