A black man didn't walk into a bar

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

LOL May Wong

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Nothing yet CC

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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