what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Doorbell salesman.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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