- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

why did Max cry??? chicken

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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