yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

PENlS.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

A pedophile walks into a daycare

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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