Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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